She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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