I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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