You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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