I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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