Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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