She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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