Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Rumble strips road head = magical
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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