Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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