Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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