My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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