thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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