a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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