I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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