we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Randomize
