JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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