that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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