Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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