So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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