so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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