yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize