Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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