I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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