you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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