Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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