Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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