You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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