Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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