It's Friday. Sex?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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