Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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