i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
