I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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