I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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