What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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