Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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