she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize