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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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