A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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