He told me they were just razor bumps!
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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