Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize