I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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