Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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