East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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