But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
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