Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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