i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
false alarm. still invincible.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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