i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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