In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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