so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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