it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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