yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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