Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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