I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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