do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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