he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
