When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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