Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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