i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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