You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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