Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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