if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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